The percentage you’re paying is too high priced
While you’re living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he’s made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn’t make any noise
But it wasn’t the bullet that laid him to rest, was
The low spark of high-heeled boys
Steve Winwood and Traffic
Looks like some bigots won’t be short kings. Ronny has been found out in more ways than one. It takes a great man to stand in his truth, but it takes an insignificant man to stand on his hidden high-heels. Leading a state full of old people and criminals, including the highest number of money launderers and fraudsters in the US, all of whom live in a polluted mess, DeSantis needs high heels to make himself look better. Indeed, he is leader of a state where old people go to retire, bringing with them money that was made in other states where things are actually made, such as California, the leading manufacturing state in the US. DeSantis has the look and demeanor of Tony Soprano, and as the guy who has oversight of the state leading the nation in crime, fraud, pollution, and money laundering, he seems quite happy with his Sopranos-esque accomplishments. His wife, a mob princess, fits the bill too. “Descended from Siciliano immigrants, the notoriously paranoid and vindictive Mrs. Ron Dion DeSantis comes from a Lucchese Crime family, niece of the murderous Antonio Rocco Caponigro, AKA Tony Bananas, her mother’s brother.”

Toes of air, grease in his hair, a dull man with no flare. Here’s Ronny in white high-heels before his Ozempic treatment:

Why does this matter? Apparently taller candidates win more often, and U.S. presidents have been taller and taller as the decades pass, according to a paper published by psychologists at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands. They conducted a study on the role that height has played a in American presidential elections. A paper that perhaps one Floridian famous for banning reading materials was told about, but didn’t read.
He gets it: short, puggy guys are hard to elect. Now if he can work on his voice, his creepy smile, and his bobbling head. Maybe these traits go unnoticed in Florida, where a high rate of dementia occurs, but nationally, this guy is grotesquely unpopular.

DeSantis’s boot tips have an erection

