As stated in a book from the MIT Press, “The vagina resembles the fleshy folds of the ear without the cartilage.” With two huge vaginas on either side of his head, Tommy Tupperware should know. Just look on either side of his head. Some would call them ears, some would say they’re vaginas with cartilage.
You’d think hermaphrodites would be more sensitive to the needs of people with sexual needs, but, alas, in Tommy’s case, it ain’t so. You can’t expect much from a guy from Arkansas with a degree in physical education from Southern Arkansas University; only if he had spent time at Auburn University with people like Tim Cook who use their non-binary sexual identity to do good and work in a positive way with people of all kinds.
Tommy, use your big ears to paraglide, to fly away. Let other people have the sexual care they need and deserve.
