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Tommy Tupperware, A Hermaphrodite, With Two Vaginas on Either Side of His Head, Should Use His Ears to Fly Away

As stated in a book from the MIT Press, “The vagina resembles the fleshy folds of the ear without the cartilage.” With two huge vaginas on either side of his head, Tommy Tupperware should know.  Just look on either side of his head. Some would call them ears, some would say they’re vaginas with cartilage. …

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The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys- How High are Ron DeSantis’ Boots

The percentage you’re paying is too high pricedWhile you’re living beyond all your meansAnd the man in the suit has just bought a new carFrom the profit he’s made on your dreamsBut today you just read that the man was shot deadBy a gun that didn’t make any noiseBut it wasn’t the bullet that laid …

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