Tommy Tupperware, A Hermaphrodite, With Two Vaginas on Either Side of His Head, Should Use His Ears to Fly Away

As stated in a book from the MIT Press, “The vagina resembles the fleshy folds of the ear without the cartilage.” With two huge vaginas on either side of his head, Tommy Tupperware should know.  Just look on either side of his head. Some would call them ears, some would say they’re vaginas with cartilage. …